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Roadside beday 

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.
Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.
Roadside beday by DAS206 July 19, 2019
Beday is the phonic way to spell or say bidet.
MSN Encarta Dictionary says that bidet is pronounced like beday.
beday by mabhawaii June 13, 2007
When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.
I have a human beday. No need to buy one
beday by MTHOMS April 28, 2006

bedagonal 

Adv. The practice of sleeping in a sideways/diagonal form across the bed.
Mark hates it when Nicki sleeps bedagonally.
bedagonal by nickinac March 25, 2010

Redneck Beday 

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.
Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.

bidayowned 

The act of being owned by a biday.
Charlie has just been bidayowned in scrabble!
bidayowned by Sonny/Jessica January 11, 2008