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bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !
shirt guido jewels bedazzled
Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010
A compliment that you fancy someone so much you could take them to bed.
Example: Wow she is bedable
bedable by ITman October 6, 2007

bedibble 

someone who knows everything about you; both your best friend and your significant other; somebody who would be gay enough to use the word "bedibble" in general
"I can't wait to see my bedibble!"

"My bedibble is being so fucking gay."
bedibble by kingtwatmuscle January 16, 2019
An undefinable state of disorder.

To be broken or tangled.
My roommate had a party last night and now my house is completely bejambled.

I haven't slept all night and my brain is so bejambled.

I tried to bake a pie from scratch last night but I added too much sugar and then I burnt it. It was a total bejamblement!
bejambled by sciencemonkey March 11, 2013
When something is so awesome, heinous, hilarious or any other form of amazing, negative or positive, it causes someone to stop immediately to say "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"

They were "babbled."

As if what they were presently doing was completely halted in order to stop and say, Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Your girl walks out of the room, ready to go out, and she makes you stop and say - "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"

You got babbled.

OR

You're at a party, and the beer you open is bunk and immediately fizzes everywhere...
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!"

You were babbled.
Babbled by shrimpelephant November 13, 2016