bed sore 

Variation of the slang term "dead ser".
Can be used in any situation for pretty much anything. Sounds best while said in an English accent.

Isn't that chick so hot?
Oohhh bed sore!

bed sore by Andrew May 1, 2004

Bedsores 

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

Bedsores by McTobes January 30, 2020

bedsores 

Disgusting sores you get mostly on your back and legs from sitting in bed too much.

I totally spent all weekend in bed watching Netflix. I'm developing some awesome looking bedsores on my lower back.

bedsores by 318351983y51 April 23, 2011

Bedsore 

Lazy.Lazy-ass.God-for nuthin'.A male or female that spends most of their day in the bed(sleepin')while your ass is off off workin'.

"Girl, I feel for you...that bedsore needs to get his ass up and get a J.O.B."

Bedsore by Leigh Lowther December 30, 2005