Bedsore 

Lazy.Lazy-ass.God-for nuthin'.A male or female that spends most of their day in the bed(sleepin')while your ass is off off workin'.

"Girl, I feel for you...that bedsore needs to get his ass up and get a J.O.B."

Bedsore by Leigh Lowther December 30, 2005

Bedsores 

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

Bedsores by McTobes January 30, 2020

Bedoreable 

Adorable to the standards of Mr. Jeffrey Bedore

"Your stuck in your 21st century mind. It's Bedoreable

Bedoreable by Pope Bedore April 15, 2019

Vegas Bedspread 

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.

Vegas Bedspread by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread 

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.

Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!

dirty bedspread by Eugendre August 11, 2009

bedsores 

Disgusting sores you get mostly on your back and legs from sitting in bed too much.

I totally spent all weekend in bed watching Netflix. I'm developing some awesome looking bedsores on my lower back.

bedsores by 318351983y51 April 23, 2011

bedspread 

A dirty ol' hobag whose cooch contains as many different semen samples as a hotel bedspread

Shit, that girl went all bedspread since she started drinking tequila again.

bedspread by the page July 14, 2008