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A scalley-wag named Jerry who has assumed this name as an alter ego.
BeerPussy is a Juniata legend.
BeerPussy by Jazzy MacJizz December 8, 2019

Beaverperson 

A "beaverperson" is a creature which we have a very limited data base of knowledge on. The creature is very shy and refuse to leave it's home due to the fear of social interactions. The beaverperson have a very limited diet and can only eat things that he feel comfortable with.
- Wow that's a real beaverperson, I have never seen one in the wild before!
- Damn, It must have been 80 years or so since i last saw one.

Beaverus Ignoramus

The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species.
"Beaverus Ignoramus is truly the only animal on Earth that serves no actual purpose."
Beaverus Ignoramus by D.E March 19, 2004
Check out that girls beerpussy!
Beerpussy by CreedsThoughts September 2, 2011

beaverboss 

The boss of all beavers, a.k.a the king of everyone. The all-mighty god of humans.
All hail the BeaverBoss
beaverboss by BeaverBoss February 19, 2005
1. A guy who drinks too much to get an erection after a few too many alcoholic beverages have been consumed.

2. A fat man with a beergut. Often seen breaking windows and repeatedly questioning his own beerpussiness 'Beerpussy?' as if he isn't one himself.

3. Slang term for the opportunity for copulation with a drunken slut.
"Wow! What a beerpussy!"
"You call me beerpussy?"
"I'm on the hunt for some sweet sweet beerpussy!"
beerpussy by chrychek November 20, 2006