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Slang and somewhat cryptic for 'marijuana' or for using marijuana (caking). Used in circles and groups where marijuana is illegal to possess. Can be used in conjunction with other like 'cake' terms and accessories. Useful in situations that legally require the hiding of the intention to 'cake', such as telephone conversations in which the objective is to acquire some cake.

('Baker' - refers to a person who may sell or distribute cake.)

('cake-pan' may refer to the instrument in which the cake is baked.)

('cake-on-my-face' refers to someone who has eaten their share of cake and is beginning to show obvious signs of having recently eaten cake... i.e. "cake-eyed", or "birthday caked")

It is interesting and noteworthy to mention that the term 'baker' can also be used to identify the person who consumes the cake... meaning 'Whoever baked it caked it.', however it is most often used to identify the provider of cake provisions for a fee that is not unlikely to produce buyer's remorse... an emotional response to buying overpriced 'fancy' cakes or accessories.

The term 'hunger' when used in conjunction with 'cake' refers to the effect of the cake on the eater. If a caker is full of cake, he or she has had enough to eat and is thereby full of cake. If cake-hunger persists after a caking has taken place, a brief to moderate waiting period may be observed to ascertain the quality of the said cake... but in most cases a second helping of cake will stave off hunger and provide the desired fullness.
"I need to get caked, bad!"

"Man, I was so damn 'caked' last night I shat my pants up in 'ere."

"Shit, I am out of cake! Call up the baker so we's a get s'more sweet-ass Betty Crocker, bitches."

"That cake wasn't as filling as it should have been. Let's bake up anotha."
by chrychek November 20, 2006

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1. A guy who drinks too much to get an erection after a few too many alcoholic beverages have been consumed.

2. A fat man with a beergut. Often seen breaking windows and repeatedly questioning his own beerpussiness 'Beerpussy?' as if he isn't one himself.

3. Slang term for the opportunity for copulation with a drunken slut.
"Wow! What a beerpussy!"
"You call me beerpussy?"
"I'm on the hunt for some sweet sweet beerpussy!"
by chrychek November 20, 2006

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