Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person
B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person
B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for
fucking his sister."