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phat beatsies
phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017
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beatsies
Breasts, male or female. Comes from the Comanche word pitsi, and is popular in southwestern Oklahoma with Native Americans.
beatsies by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006
beatskie
beatskie by mckenziePHELPS June 24, 2009
beatsheet
Military slang: a very low-ply, government-issue sheet used in an open-bay barracks/dormitory setting hanging from the top bunk to give the bottom-bunk dweller an area of partial privacy from which to beat the meat or flick the bean, as the situation dictates.
Sergeant Major: what the fuck are all these beatsheets doing hanging up in my barracks, sergeant?! Take that shit down before the whole battalion goes blind god dammit!
beatsheet by Thunderkunt3000 May 25, 2021
beatskie
Guy #1: Did you see Lindsay Lohan's new pics on yahoo?
Guy #2: Yeah her ass looks good, but her face is beatskie...
Guy #2: Yeah her ass looks good, but her face is beatskie...
beatkeeper
(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.
Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"
DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"
DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"
beatkeeper by DJSTAX November 14, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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