beatskees

When something sucks and you can't do anything about it.

person #1:Yo I have four tests tomorrow and 2 papers due.

Person #2: Yo man you're beatskees.

by JNabs July 29, 2008

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

beatsies

Breasts, male or female. Comes from the Comanche word pitsi, and is popular in southwestern Oklahoma with Native Americans.

Hey man! Quit jumpin' up and down. Your beatsies are bouncin' man!

by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

beatskie

when a bowl of fine quality (or not so fine quality) marijuana has been smoked to the end.

"is there a hit in that shit dude?"

"na its beatskie"

by mckenziePHELPS June 24, 2009

beatsheet

Military slang: a very low-ply, government-issue sheet used in an open-bay barracks/dormitory setting hanging from the top bunk to give the bottom-bunk dweller an area of partial privacy from which to beat the meat or flick the bean, as the situation dictates.

Sergeant Major: what the fuck are all these beatsheets doing hanging up in my barracks, sergeant?! Take that shit down before the whole battalion goes blind god dammit!

by Thunderkunt3000 May 25, 2021

beatskie

Word used for describing an ugly girls face.

Guy #1: Did you see Lindsay Lohan's new pics on yahoo?
Guy #2: Yeah her ass looks good, but her face is beatskie...

by Sizzle411 October 29, 2008

beatkeeper

(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.

Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"

DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"

by DJSTAX November 14, 2011