Military slang: a very low-ply, government-issue sheet used in an open-bay barracks/dormitory setting hanging from the top bunk to give the bottom-bunk dweller an area of partial privacy from which to beat the meat or flick the bean, as the situation dictates.

Sergeant Major: what the fuck are all these beatsheets doing hanging up in my barracks, sergeant?! Take that shit down before the whole battalion goes blind god dammit!

beatsheet by Thunderkunt3000 May 25, 2021

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beatskie

Word used for describing an ugly girls face.

Guy #1: Did you see Lindsay Lohan's new pics on yahoo?
Guy #2: Yeah her ass looks good, but her face is beatskie...

beatskie by Sizzle411 October 29, 2008

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beatkeeper

(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.

Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"

DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"

beatkeeper by DJSTAX November 14, 2011

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