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beatsheet

Military slang: a very low-ply, government-issue sheet used in an open-bay barracks/dormitory setting hanging from the top bunk to give the bottom-bunk dweller an area of partial privacy from which to beat the meat or flick the bean, as the situation dictates.

Sergeant Major: what the fuck are all these beatsheets doing hanging up in my barracks, sergeant?! Take that shit down before the whole battalion goes blind god dammit!

by Thunderkunt3000 May 25, 2021