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beastrelli 

A beastrelli is a man who takes the juice loves dipping, fishing, and drinking lots of beer, also ripping the lips of bass and fucking fat chicks
That American man is definetly a beastrelli
beastrelli by Beastersmeasterelli October 10, 2017
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Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac 

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.
Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

beasteality 

Their was a news story about beasteality: a young girl was found out by her boyfriend to have had sexual relations wirh her dog. He told her father but he already knew
beasteality by blondebomshell January 28, 2014

BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.
Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."
BeastReality by R-Ill May 16, 2009

Cow beasteality exibitionist. 

A person who has sex with a cow in a pasture next to a busy highway so that the people passing in there cars can see it and often when and where they know that a school buss will be passing by so all the kids can see.

Beastieality 

The Pleasure of haveing sexual intercourse with an animal.
--Particurly horses because they hve a massive penis.
The girls love beastieality. (they love having horses crew them)

Beastieality by Brian A. January 21, 2007

beastreality

Noun; When you're at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros' are aggravated, taunting each other - and immedietly break out into wild sexual intercourse.
Offset of 'The Hills'...

Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?

Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!

Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.

Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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