beastophilia

occurs when you defile an animals fresh or slightly decomposing body

Hey Dan I feel like getting my beastophilia on.

by lurchyboy November 20, 2012

biastophilia

1: (from Greek biastes, "rape" + -philia) is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on, or is responsive to, the act of assaulting (possibly sexually) an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

2: Sexual arousal sprouting from the thought of sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.

The doctor decided that the problem with Mr. James was the fact he dreamed of Biastophilia.

by Fauxie November 6, 2007

Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013

bestiphilia

A common misspelling for beastiphilia.

"I can't believe you made the mistake of looking up bestiphilia instead of beastiphilia," said newtdecay.

by newtdecay January 14, 2008

beastiphilia

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.

I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.

by newtdecay January 14, 2008

beastophile

A person with a sexual attraction to animals.

"Wait you watch pokemon hentai?"

*spams beastophile 60 times*

by -definitions November 17, 2020