Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

biastophilia 

1: (from Greek biastes, "rape" + -philia) is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on, or is responsive to, the act of assaulting (possibly sexually) an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

2: Sexual arousal sprouting from the thought of sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.

The doctor decided that the problem with Mr. James was the fact he dreamed of Biastophilia.

biastophilia by Fauxie November 6, 2007

Bassophilia 

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

beastophiliac

The act of having sex with animal corpses

Mahin is a heavy beastophiliac

beastophiliac by Mahin butane May 7, 2017

baeophilia 

when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own

"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"

baeophilia by taaar March 10, 2015

Bartophilia 

The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.

Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!

Bartophilia by sbaines April 28, 2009

beastophilia 

occurs when you defile an animals fresh or slightly decomposing body

Hey Dan I feel like getting my beastophilia on.

beastophilia by lurchyboy November 20, 2012