(Alternatively: Fabophile)
1.
One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2.
One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that
one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical
fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved
actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true