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1: (from Greek biastes, "rape" + -philia) is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on, or is responsive to, the act of assaulting (possibly sexually) an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

2: Sexual arousal sprouting from the thought of sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.

The doctor decided that the problem with Mr. James was the fact he dreamed of Biastophilia.

biastophilia by Fauxie November 6, 2007

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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

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beastiphilia

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.

I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.

beastiphilia by newtdecay January 14, 2008

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Bassophilia

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

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beastophiliac

The act of having sex with animal corpses

Mahin is a heavy beastophiliac

beastophiliac by Mahin butane May 7, 2017

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Beastaphilia

A Sexual encounter with a women of ethinic or afro caribbean origin.
Also can be defined with a sexual experiance with a monkey.
Or having sexual intercourse with a unattractive women

I think having sex with that black women would be like beastaphilia.

Beastaphilia by Tricose May 27, 2008

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Beastaphilia

The act of of having sex with an underage animal or other such creature. Not to be confused with pedophilia or beastiality

Sir, you are under arrest for the act of beastaphilia.

Beastaphilia by FrostyDogGaming July 10, 2018

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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