beastki

someone who cheats at baseball and plays call of duty all the time and also is a trophy freak

"Man, that guy is a beastki"
"Shut up, you beastki"

by anonymous347 July 8, 2011

Straight up beasting

Utter dominance.

Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.

by El Presador March 1, 2011

beastimal

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.

Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.

by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010

Beastiality

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 16, 2021

Beastifatality

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature

-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.

by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015