Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
Sometimes being in a room with Jeff for too long puts me to sleep. I use him to combat my insomnia. It's pretty blandtastic.
My mom's casserole doesn't have a lot of flavour, but I still enjoyed it. It was blandtastic.