beardkin
beardkin by Shampi69;) March 8, 2014
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Beardcings
An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.
Beardcings by warpikt September 3, 2009
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beardkin • beardkini • Beard king • bearding • Beardcings • Beardgina • beardingly • bearding me out • Bearding my taint • bearding off
Beardling
Beardling by Fat & Furious December 20, 2013
comfort bearding
The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.
Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?
Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.
Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.
comfort bearding by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011
bearding
bearding by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014
Pre-Bearding
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
Pre-Bearding by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011
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