beanplate 

verb: to overthink

see beanplating

Don't beanplate the issue. It's just Alanis covering a Fergie song, nothing more.

beanplate by BeerFilter August 30, 2007

Beanplate insane 

Oft-repeated and provocative behaviors that result in derails, thread-shitting, harshing Jessamyn's mellow, making cortex curse, and callouts on the grey, specific to Metafilter.com.

If I read, "Is this something I would need a television to understand?" one more time, I'm going beanplate insane."

Beanplate insane by pluckymisha August 16, 2011

Beanpaste Girl

Korean phrase dwenjang-nyo 된장녀. The name comes from a kind of modern Korean woman who will live as frugally as possible on a cheap beanpaste stew so they can save up as much money as possible to spend on designer shoes and handbags.

She's such a beanpaste girl...

Beanpaste Girl by NavyBrush September 10, 2012

beanplating 

Overthinking.

Derived from the expression "HI I'M ON METAFILTER AND I COULD OVERTHINK A PLATE OF BEANS."

Perhaps I'm beanplating this, but did I come across as a jerk in that comment?

beanplating by Chris Mear July 20, 2008

Beaninated

Having lost one's testicles.

That dude totally got beaninated by his dog!

Beaninated by Samwise March 4, 2004

BeanEater69420 

The best Minecraft player you will ever meet

"Omg did you see BeanEater69420? Hes the best Minecraft player ever!! I Hope he dates me."

BeanEater69420 by BeanEater69420 June 21, 2020

BeanEater 

The act of a white girl sucking a mexicans dick.

1. Haley your the offical "beaneater"

2. Vega loves you beaneaters!

BeanEater by B-strickk March 4, 2010