Benplate

Someone who persists in making unpopular, nonsensical decisions when it comes to FPL, often to the detriment of their standing in the game.

God why has he still got Salah in his team, such a Benplater.

Such classic Benplate behaviour always sucking off Gakpo

by Non-template December 13, 2025

The Ben Plate

Like an L-Plate, except you use 4 extra rizla's on the end instead of a mere 1, fucking hard to roll.

I'm Not ready for "The Ben Plate, im already fucked of my face

by Ben.Waller December 4, 2010

beanplate

verb: to overthink

see beanplating

Don't beanplate the issue. It's just Alanis covering a Fergie song, nothing more.

by BeerFilter August 30, 2007

Beanplate insane

Oft-repeated and provocative behaviors that result in derails, thread-shitting, harshing Jessamyn's mellow, making cortex curse, and callouts on the grey, specific to Metafilter.com.

If I read, "Is this something I would need a television to understand?" one more time, I'm going beanplate insane."

by pluckymisha August 16, 2011