Benplate

Someone who persists in making unpopular, nonsensical decisions when it comes to FPL, often to the detriment of their standing in the game.

God why has he still got Salah in his team, such a Benplater.

Such classic Benplate behaviour always sucking off Gakpo

Benplate by Non-template December 13, 2025

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The Ben Plate

Like an L-Plate, except you use 4 extra rizla's on the end instead of a mere 1, fucking hard to roll.

I'm Not ready for "The Ben Plate, im already fucked of my face

The Ben Plate by Ben.Waller December 4, 2010

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Benplate • beanplate • Beanplate insane • The Ben Plate

beanplate

verb: to overthink

see beanplating

Don't beanplate the issue. It's just Alanis covering a Fergie song, nothing more.

beanplate by BeerFilter August 30, 2007

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Beanplate insane

Oft-repeated and provocative behaviors that result in derails, thread-shitting, harshing Jessamyn's mellow, making cortex curse, and callouts on the grey, specific to Metafilter.com.

If I read, "Is this something I would need a television to understand?" one more time, I'm going beanplate insane."

Beanplate insane by pluckymisha August 16, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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