beach whale

a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.
by RockinClueless November 14, 2004
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beached whale

When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
by wigwam69 September 09, 2006
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beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
by ricemond December 06, 2003
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Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020
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beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."
by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006
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Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.
Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.
by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009
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Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up
Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale
by Ncg13 April 16, 2017
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