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Bansari
The BEST friend you will ever have, chill, funny, a little quirky and definitely an angel sent from the Gods. Everyone loves her because she's just that amazing. If you know a person named Bansari, she's probably the best thing that;s ever happened to you. She's probably Hobi biased too, so back off.
That's right, my best friend is Bansari.
Bansari by LlamaLOVESYOU October 4, 2017
bonsai sized
A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014
Bensalemer
A Person that lives in Bensalem, PA commonly goes to Bensalem High School claims that they are from Philly but if they would go anywhere near Frankford or anywhere in Philly beside then northeast they would cry in there corner listening to PnB rock. You would commonly see them wearing airpods, nike shirts, Adidas track pants, and airforces or
NMDS. If you ever get to look at their phone 70% of the time their screen is cracked and if you ask them how it got cracked they would say "I was doing a wheelie down Street road or Bensalem Blvd and I crashed trying to weave by a semi-truck". They are nic feens, if they see a Juul they will ask to suck the shit out of it and by the time their done the pods empty no matter how full it is. Most of the time you can catch them listening to PnB rock, Lil Baby, Nav, Playboi Carti, Blueface baby, Gunna, and more main stream garbage. If they were rich and had the money they probably would be drapped out in Vlone and off white and their girlfriend will be the princes drapped out head to toe in quotation marks maybe some supreme. Basically a chunk of their brain is just missing.
NMDS. If you ever get to look at their phone 70% of the time their screen is cracked and if you ask them how it got cracked they would say "I was doing a wheelie down Street road or Bensalem Blvd and I crashed trying to weave by a semi-truck". They are nic feens, if they see a Juul they will ask to suck the shit out of it and by the time their done the pods empty no matter how full it is. Most of the time you can catch them listening to PnB rock, Lil Baby, Nav, Playboi Carti, Blueface baby, Gunna, and more main stream garbage. If they were rich and had the money they probably would be drapped out in Vlone and off white and their girlfriend will be the princes drapped out head to toe in quotation marks maybe some supreme. Basically a chunk of their brain is just missing.
Bensalemer by Bronzzz July 28, 2019
Bansari
A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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