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shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
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bazyn bazingas bayne bazingers babyneck baryn Baynika bazang #babynut bayn
Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.
"I bayned it last night with this girl who wanted me"
Bayned by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010
a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Bazante by Low-E October 10, 2012
The strange, scary yet oddly alluring alter ego of Baz. Commonly found wearing a pink tutu (and enjoying it too) and moaning about things of a political nature that s/he doesn't really understand.
Communism is a fervent passion of Bazina and so is arguing.
Aka Minor King, The Princess, that bloody Labour supporter and The Beater Of Women.
Bazina played the leading role in an extremely disturbing homage to Billy Elliot
Bazina by KillB October 9, 2011

Mat Baynton 

Mat Baynton Is Daddy sorry not sorry please don't kill me family
A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.
Person One: Tell me a Joke.
Person Two: Your life. Bazinga.
Bazinga by Common Russian April 18, 2018
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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