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when a male releases air out of his penal canal. The male version of a queef.
A male captures air in his penis and bazeets.
bazeet by hipganip March 22, 2010
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Bajeetoed 

When after eating so many Cheetos ones forefinger and thumb become stained with a neon orange or red (if eating Flaming Hot Cheetos) powder from the chip. It can also be known as to bajeeto something from your Cheeto dusted fingers. Bajeetoed fingers are considered the scarlet letter of bad nutrition.
After eating so many Cheetos aren't you worried about getting your keyboard all bajeetoed?
Bajeetoed by ygfamily July 24, 2009
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To delete/ignore annoying people in an online chat...especially in the Kingdom of Loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com)
That Janitor is such an idiot I'm glad I baleeted him
baleet by Janitor January 5, 2005
To delete.
I baleeted all my junk e-mail.
baleet by spikeboy May 10, 2004
When someone smells like balls dick and feet..
Yo it smells like badeet out here..
badeet by Travesty666 May 10, 2017

baleeted 

Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.
"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...
baleeted by stavr0 May 13, 2003
Tiny babies with ill intentions that are after your pirate gold
"Before he knew it, Edgar was engulfed by a furious swarm of rabid babeetes"
babeete by Kevie D September 28, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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