7 definitions by stavr0

Acronym for Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass Prison, a maximum security prison where you are likely to be on the wrong end of homosexual abuse.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by stavr0 November 19, 2003
Get the FPMITAP mug.
Old BBSing term, A new, immature user that knows not about Netiquette. He is somewhat annoying, akin to a small dog nibbling at your ankles for attention (ankle biter) or Australian slang for toddler.

See also newbie, n00b, lamer.
That anklebyter messaged me 25 times to get access to the files section.
by stavr0 March 29, 2004
Get the anklebyter mug.
Canadian five dollar bill, depicting Sir Wilfrid Laurier. Could also be spelled 'willy' but that means somthing else entirely.
That'll cost you about a willie.
by stavr0 March 29, 2005
Get the willie mug.
Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.
"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...
by stavr0 May 13, 2003
Get the baleeted mug.
Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.
Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.
by stavr0 January 13, 2005
Get the Captain Speed Limit mug.
Taking the easy way out, choosing to ignore the harsh reality and live in blissful ignorance.
"You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe." Morpheus, The Matrix
by stavr0 January 13, 2005
Get the Blue Pill mug.
A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by stavr0 November 19, 2003
Get the federal pound me in the ass prison mug.