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Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.
"I bayned it last night with this girl who wanted me"
Bayned by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010
Related Words
bayfed • baffed • Balfed • bamfed • barfed • Barfed In My Hat • bayed • Bayfe • bayfer • bayfey
Man 1 - Where did that bloke go?
Man 2 - Dunno mate, i'm baffed!
baffed by conjunction July 16, 2003
No clue what the fucks going on

baffled
Hey What's this box for

'I dunno mate I'm baffed '
i barfed near the toilet.
barfed by mitana April 19, 2016
To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.
A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.
Baffed by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012
Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.
Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"
Baffed by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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