bayfer
Putting gloves on and getting in a hotty with the boys and then pulling up on a house and running through it to get the jackpot
bayfer by Pooopooo face June 7, 2018
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Bayern
Bayern by Dr. W. C. Minor April 24, 2011
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bayfer • Bayer • Bayern • bayders • Bayern Munich • Bayformers • baferd • baffer • Bayerned • Bayler
baferd
Bad Ass Fucking ER Doc
baferd
A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.
baferd by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018
Bayern Munich
Bayern Munich by thessparked October 21, 2020
Barfero Doucho
Said with an Italian accent;
The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.
May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.
May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...
Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
Barfero Doucho by youreonastick September 3, 2006
Bayformers
Name commonly used to refer to Michael Bay's Transformers, to denote the fact that Michael Bay's Transformers and real Transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are two separate and distinct properties. For example, the original Transformers were a fun and entertaining series of TV shows, comic books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. Bayformers, on the other hand, is a massive pile of overproduced steaming shit full of poorly designed "characters" that are either indistinguishable CGI clusterfucks or underwritten human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a crap about.
"Do you like the Transformers movie?"
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
Bayformers by Ed Woody April 25, 2012
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