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battle.net 

The server system used by online games made by Blizzard Entertainment.
Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, and their respective Expansion Packs/Sequals use battle.net for online gameplay.
battle.net by Raven July 19, 2004

Battle.net 

i played warcraft from midnight to 3pm
Battle.net by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

battle.net 

Blizzard's multiplayer gaming hosting service well known for it's horrible interface, and terrible reliability. It is frequented by thousands upon thousands of people with 56k in remote corners of the earth.
i tried to host a game on battle.net but it took a long time, and when it finally worked, a bunch of people joined who didn't speak english and didn't have the map.
battle.net by clipz March 19, 2005

battle.net 

a server used to host blizzard games such as diablo, wow etc. It can be very laggy at some times. I think it is hosted by AT&T.
battle.net by 1337 Hacker March 17, 2005

battle.net forums

70 pages of 0.99999_ = 1
battle.net forums by Gfraizer December 12, 2003

Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition 

A 1999 re-release of Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and its expansion pack, Beyond the Dark Portal, classic RTS games centered around battles between orcs and humans, with a good campaign and great multiplayer, both enhanced in the Battle.net Edition re-release. Plenty of cool magic and weaponry to keep people entertained for hours and cheap to buy since it's old. Unfortunately the game does not work on Windows Vista and its LAN can be messed up by multiple network interfaces. Predecessor is Warcraft 1, spiritual successor is Starcraft and sequels are Warcraft 3 and WoW.
I pawned those orc noobs thinking they were so cool with their bloodlust by hitting them from the sea with 1337 human battleships! Not as imba as you thought ur race was in Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition, eh punks?
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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