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battle cock

Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?

George: No, what happened?

Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
battle cock by detlionfan April 20, 2009
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bottle cock 

The act of drugging a victim with viagra or other ED medications and then hold a bottle on the victims cock until the flaccid penis becomes fully aroused. Now the bottle is stuck on the victims cock much like two dogs fucking, hence the victim becoming a "bottle cock".
That bitch Julie gave him a straight up bottle cock.
bottle cock by DFish1095 June 27, 2008

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.
They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

Water Bottle Cock 

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases
They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.
battle cocktail by McNigglet January 11, 2008

Cock Bottle 

N.
1. A bottle or person containing a cock, generally in the mouth or anal regions.

2. New York, New Jersey, an Virginia drivers.

3. General swear when you do not know what to say in response to an other individual's stupidity.
That cock bottle just cut me off while my brakes are fucked!
Cock Bottle by LilyQ October 13, 2009

bottle rocket cock 

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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