Barmonkey 

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

Barmonkey by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

Badonkey 

A nice fat ass

Damn, that bitch DJ has a killer badonkey. EeeAHHH!

Badonkey by Neet February 5, 2004

bearmonkey 

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

bearmonkey by biomechanic April 15, 2007

Badonkeydong 

Booty, Butt, A**

Male: Smack*
Female: Leave my badonkeydong ALONE!

Badonkeydong by Celeste A. Webb January 27, 2018

blargonkey 

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

warmonkey 

Is a God

All hail Warmonkey

warmonkey by MrNice October 20, 2003

DarMonkey 

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.

DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.

DarMonkey by DarMonkey January 29, 2004