batesh 

Extremely hot. The Biggest Paki Baller around

Man, that kid, wat a batesh!

batesh by Batesh April 24, 2005

Greg Bates 

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates 

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

batshit crazy 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.

Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.

batshit crazy by KBLI August 20, 2009

Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

Batesrolled by BGHorror February 4, 2012

bates motel 

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

bates motel by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Batsheva 

She is stunning, kindhearted, and amazing. She loves the world and people can't help but love her back. She has a pure soul. She always wishes to help and she is an amzing friend! There is no one who can surpass her hard working personality and her pruductiveness. She is creative and will amount to much in life. She is popular among her friends and she is the leader of her group. People listen to her and follow in her ways. She is very talented and sassy. You can't take her down. She wins every game and argument. She remains humble and kind throughout her life. She is an amazing influence and a born leader. People follow in her ways. She is the trend setter. Nothing gets in her way and she is an inspiration to all.

is that an angel? No, but you were close.. it's Batsheva!

Batsheva by inspirationTOall December 27, 2012