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When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016
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Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchdar 

Similar to gaydar, but with bitchy women.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl's smokin'. I'm going for it.
Guy 2: Don't try it dude, my bitchdar's going crazy. She's trouble.
Bitchdar by SpecialDark November 16, 2009
Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004

matthew butchard 

One of the hoodest black kids to ever be alive!! And sells weed too
"Who can we hit up for bud? Matthew Butchard Has some"
matthew butchard by I'm a fein1234 November 16, 2016
A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.
Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard
bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016