bathdard
bathdard by Leroy Van Der Silk February 22, 2007
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Bathtards
Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
bathardi
A random burst of energy, happiness, madness, or insanity which can sometimes seem violent in nature. A person who is suffering from bathardi may make weird and violent faces, their teeth may clench and their bodies (mostly the face and upper extremities) may quiver and shake. In some rare cases, bathardi may also be characterized by the urge to utter pure nonsense in real or unreal languages. Once bathardi occurs, it may effect surrounding victims at an exponential rate.
"Jasmine was talking to me about her upcoming trip to India and then she randomly got super excited, hugged me, and started quivering and making contorted faces!"
"Hahahah. She has some real bathardi issues."
"Hahahah. She has some real bathardi issues."
bathardi by JVVBD Families January 22, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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