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bathdard

The way a mental person pronounces ''Bastard'.
Big Mental nutter John, entered the Public House, and shouted ''Orite Bathdards''
by Leroy Van Der Silk February 22, 2007
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Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007
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bathardi

A random burst of energy, happiness, madness, or insanity which can sometimes seem violent in nature. A person who is suffering from bathardi may make weird and violent faces, their teeth may clench and their bodies (mostly the face and upper extremities) may quiver and shake. In some rare cases, bathardi may also be characterized by the urge to utter pure nonsense in real or unreal languages. Once bathardi occurs, it may effect surrounding victims at an exponential rate.
"Jasmine was talking to me about her upcoming trip to India and then she randomly got super excited, hugged me, and started quivering and making contorted faces!"

"Hahahah. She has some real bathardi issues."
by JVVBD Families January 22, 2012
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batchdard

A mix between butch and bastard.
Yea that lucky batchdard bryce!
by Abbieadell May 29, 2019
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