batchford 

A girl or guy who gets hit on by many people but rejects everyone. If a BATCHFORD falls for that special someone theyre very lucky as this doesnt occur often. A BATCHFORD is a rare phenomenon that will like a variety of different things from hours of hardcore gaming to hours of dancing.

Bro1: im thinking of asking *name* out
Bro2: bruh shes a BATCHFORD!

Bro1: we've been talking for awhile..
Bro2: youre in for a treat, theyre gamers; go for it!

batchford by Theycallmethetruth January 11, 2015

batchload 

A person who is a real piece of work. Someone either really complex or really screwed up or someone almost unbearably hard to handle.

The genesis of the term can be traced from a person being a real piece of "work" or a real "load" and multiple jobs and tasks are often done in "batches." Thus.. a person who is extremely screwed up can be called a "batchload"

That dude Zen, I swear is a friggin BATCHLOAD

batchload by Zenophobe November 10, 2005

bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"

Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.

bitchfood by djsugabur June 17, 2006

Bitchlord 

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.

-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.

Bitchlord by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

bitchformative

providing useful or interesting information in a bitchy way.

Me: That was a very bitchformative e-mail reply, BJ!
BJ: Yeah, the long e-mail approach wasn't getting through to her and she's on my nerves today.

bitchformative by jeivii August 29, 2016

hatchford 

hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true

me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."

hatchford by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010

Bitchfork 

1) (noun) A sad existence. A leech with no musical taste that listens to every thing that the wannbe-hipster hotspot, pitchfork.com, gives an 8.3 or higher.

2) (verb; to bitchfork) To flame people for their musical taste, if the respective artist was not given an 8.3 or higher on pitchfork.

1) Bitchfork: OMG have you heard the new Sunset Rubdown album, it's absolutely brilliant. 8.3 / 10!!! The greek allusions are so down to earth and not pretentious. Oh, did i forget to mention i love Animal Collective.
Normal Person: What a bitchfork.

2) Douche: Omg, i don't think that there are enough Greek allusions in the new Peter, Bjorn & John album. It's so mainstream indie, and behind the times. Animal Collective ,however, rules!
Person 1: What is going on
Person 2: Leave him alone, he's just bitchforking.

Bitchfork by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009