Basturt 

The Scottish version of bastard. Originates from Lowland Scottish dialect where it is a common profanity.

Policeman: "Why on Earth did you body-slam that PBS-reporter?! I'm sure he didn't really mean to insult you."

Seamus the Brutal Scotsman: "Naw, real fookin McCoy this'un. Called me Shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!"

Policeman: "No need to worry, then! As you were."

Basturt by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 17, 2010

jakey basturt 

*Scottish Slang*

Derrogotery term for a bisexual

'Hiy you ya jakey basturt...ill kick ure heed in'

jakey basturt by Ywer Matties October 3, 2006

Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.

Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!

Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011

basturma 

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw

dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...

basturma by shavout February 5, 2008

bastert 

a bastardization of the word bastard

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.

bastert by 1234chris January 10, 2008

bastur mate 

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

bastur mate by scodder September 29, 2012

Basturd

1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.

1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.

Basturd by The Third Monkey September 1, 2011