bastertion

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

by Captain Nimbus June 07, 2013

bastertion

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

by Captain Nimbus June 07, 2013

bastert

a bastardization of the word bastard

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.

by 1234chris December 28, 2007