The Scottish version of bastard. Originates from Lowland Scottish dialect where it is a common profanity.
Policeman: "Why on Earth did you body-slam that PBS-reporter?! I'm sure he didn't really mean to insult you."
Seamus the Brutal Scotsman: "Naw, real fookin McCoy this'un. Called me Shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!"
Policeman: "No need to worry, then! As you were."
Seamus the Brutal Scotsman: "Naw, real fookin McCoy this'un. Called me Shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!"
Policeman: "No need to worry, then! As you were."
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Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
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dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...
by shavout February 5, 2008
Get the basturma mug.I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.
by 1234chris January 10, 2008
Get the bastert mug.Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
by scodder September 29, 2012
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2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.
1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.
by The Third Monkey September 1, 2011
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