bastert 

a bastardization of the word bastard

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.

bastert by 1234chris January 10, 2008

Rick Baster 

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.

Rick Baster: Yuh.

Rick Baster by flashrecord March 26, 2022

[GM] Bastet 

-Fat psychic that knows everything about your ways to detect MVPs.
Don't try to argue with it, you might aswell give up, there's no point since it'll just say that you're rule-lawyering and reject whatever you say. Did I mention it is a psychic?

-If it's after you, run for you life, cause if it jumps onto you, you're done for. Careful, it knows about your movements aswell, its a psychic.

-Bastet is also used to describe something increbibly huge/heavy/fat. Oh and psychics.

GM Bastet: I will break it down more.
GM Bastet: You have a way of detecting MVP's.
poor random guy (LOLTHOMAS): LOL?
GM Bastet: We know about it.
*b&*

"e__e hate u
die in a fire
hope you get hit by a bastet"

[GM] Bastet by lolme January 8, 2009

Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

Master Baster by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009

Basterd 

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.

Quentin Tarantio's movie "Inglorious Basterds"

Basterd by Jane Oak August 1, 2009

Bantertingz 

A cover up for whatever you are or were doing.

P1: What were you doing last night?
P2: bantertingz

Bantertingz by stelf9 December 8, 2013

Baster 

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !

Baster by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013