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1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.
Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."
Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008
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A bro-ho from San Diego, specifically Pacific Beach. They can usually be found living at home with their mother and can only come out till midnight. However once every two months this animal will turn into a binging/slaying machine when it returns to its native habitat or vegas. Beware the bostock at night for it usually is unaware of its surroundings and will fight without provocation and chase after porn stars/sorority girls or anything drunk at the bar.
You were a real bostock last weekend.

That bostock made it rain.
Bostock by whatnameidonthaveaname January 29, 2009
God_Merc is a Bastick.
Y'all are Basticks.
Bastick by Shade Vincitori August 31, 2017

joe bostock 

The word used to describe the common being that likes to isolate him/herself and smoke cannabis, this being is usualy found in its natural habitat smoking a fat spliff and making yo mamma jokes.
Alex: Safe ladd is jeoff out tonight.

Dean: No hes picking up a fat 10 hes such a joe bostock
joe bostock by jjeaves May 27, 2015
Bastok is one of the 3 nations in Vanadiel. It's known for always being in last place in the Conquest.Also known as "Lastok"
*checks Region Info* oh look bastok is still in last place....
Bastok by Zorro_69 June 8, 2005
Verb meaning to unreasonably promote the achievements of a child. Comes from the Jethro Tull 1972 'concept' album Thick as a Brick in which a poem by the 8 year old Gerald 'Little Milton' Bostock becomes the focus of controversy.
When the 16 year old Ivorian Souleymane Coulibaly joined Tottenham Hotspur for 2 million pounds he was well Bostocked but has never shown any real promise at top level in the adult league.
Bostock by Eschatonic August 5, 2013
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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