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Bastok is one of the 3 nations in Vanadiel. It's known for always being in last place in the Conquest.Also known as "Lastok"
*checks Region Info* oh look bastok is still in last place....
Bastok by Zorro_69 June 8, 2005
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filipino word (tagalog adjective)

translated into english:
rude, impolite, not courteous, indecent, immodest, shamless, without shame.
Steve: "Did you see Henry grabbed that girls ass while her boyfriend was right there?"

Issac: "Yea that was a bastos move."
bastos by GeneralManager March 27, 2008
Related Words
Bastok bastos baston Basoka Bastoon Bartók Basoko Bast2k bastek Basteked

bastodon 

someone who is extremely acting like a "bastard" (as big as a mastodon). as the word implies.
"you are the biggest most ugliest bastodon to have put gravy on my underpants.."

"some guy just sucker punched a nerd walking in the streets.. what a bastodon.."
bastodon by allanoguis April 26, 2010
Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.
Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".
baston by Padraig August 11, 2005

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer
after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer
bastometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007

Tommy Bastow 

This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.
oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!
Tommy Bastow by YaahYaahYaaah July 15, 2010
To 'be' Bestoked
You will Bestoke

You have Bestoked me

I will Bestoke you
Bestoke by i am indeed bestoke August 21, 2012
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