by daveydeadite May 17, 2005

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can March 01, 2009

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
by Dody Bush December 11, 2008

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004
