A common misspelling of the
Arab name "Bashir", which, like "Bashar," means "deliverer of good news." The current holder of this rare naming is a
man from Los Angeles who likes to
study astronomy and make video games with his friends while scarfing down watermelons and beef ribs and making himself fat. He is obsessed with anything that can be described positively and, while working, he will do something stupid and cause a scientific discovery. Talking to him will make your IQ go up and down at the same
time.
*Example 1*
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this
guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks
pretty interesting
Person 2(texting):
Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I
don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg
monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
