basheerin'
AN African mostly Nigerian who got caught beating his dick in the Dulles Middle School restroom during 2nd period.
They mostly have small penises.
They mostly have small penises.
basheerin' by basheerlikesana May 16, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Basheer
A amazing handsome person who often losses his temper. Won’t share his feelings with anyone.Basheer’s really like sports and are usually 6 feet tall. He will sacrifice for the greater good. Really likes to learn and is really hard to come across.
Basheer by Silly Vader May 13, 2020
Related Words
Basheering
Basheer was caught basheering in 2nd period, and today he took a dookie in the restroom while basheering.
Basheering by Yung Saucer Brian May 15, 2018
basheering
The action of intensely jerking off in the restroom stall. Usually causes sweat and intense breathing.
basheering by Basheering May 16, 2018
Basheer
A person who's life exists for the sole purpose of devouring Watermelons... Can quite possibly kill in order to obtain precious watermelon fragments. His role models include: Stalin, Hitler and anyone from the orient including Chairman Mao... he is often quoted as saying "Chinga" as he bites into watermelon chunks...
Basheer by Abiko Meow May 20, 2011
Basheer
A common misspelling of the Arab name "Bashir", which, like "Bashar," means "deliverer of good news." The current holder of this rare naming is a man from Los Angeles who likes to study astronomy and make video games with his friends while scarfing down watermelons and beef ribs and making himself fat. He is obsessed with anything that can be described positively and, while working, he will do something stupid and cause a scientific discovery. Talking to him will make your IQ go up and down at the same time.
*Example 1*
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
More from Urban Dictionary
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026