Baseline 

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.

Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.

Baseline by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010

baseline 

hooker street in san bernardino (san bernaghetto)

“ damn g there goes a hooker on baseline”

baseline by your moms daddy December 30, 2019

Baseline 

1.) To give someone a hard time.
2.) To annoy someone

1.) I've got fools on the chase and they're giving me baseline!
2.) These people are always giving me the baseline.

Baseline by Steven January 14, 2005

baseline 

a sequence of low growling notes strategically played by nick beard, of the band Circa Survive, on his ernie ball music man stingray bass guitar.

nick beard's baseline cast sonic vibrations balls-deep into the earth.

baseline by thunder toes October 24, 2008

baseline piss 

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...

baseline piss by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013

Baseline Dons

Great place to meet up after a robbery also close in proximity to the ass mall, which you just robbed.

“Hey I heard you just held up taco time”
“Yeah me and da boys at Baseline Dons”
“Nice they will never find you there”

Baseline Dons by Joel_in_america October 22, 2020

baseline cheese 

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

baseline cheese by Carl November 22, 2004