bascome

A slutty bitch who doesnt know how to apply eyeliner and is way too nice for comfort. Tall and clumsy and knows how to break hearts of young children

This bascome over here is annoying and relates a lot to jacky chan. She also needs help with her morning dumps.

bascome by LIFE.MONEY.BITCHES September 20, 2016

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Bascomized

Word can be used as both a positive and a negative.

1. Reducing costs in an effort to obtain frugalocity.
2. Thriftiness gone too far

We planned to have Coronas and t-bones, but Joe bascomized the menu and we got 'the Beast' and hotdogs.

Bascomized by noJoe June 2, 2008

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bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

bastometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007

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Ayden Bascom

Ayden Bascom is a great person who is loving, caring and sometimes a little bit annoying but when they’re being annoying it’s often more cute than annoying. Ayden Bascom’s are wonderful people to have around and if you ever meet one never ever let him go or you’ll regret it. Ayden Bascom’s like to keep to themselves and keep their feelings to themselves so if you ever meet one talk to them and let them trust you. Ayden Bascom’s are overall great people to have around.

Is that Ayden Bascom?
Yeah! That’s my best friend he’s amazing

Ayden Bascom by Averygoodgirl November 4, 2019