bascome 

A slutty bitch who doesnt know how to apply eyeliner and is way too nice for comfort. Tall and clumsy and knows how to break hearts of young children

This bascome over here is annoying and relates a lot to jacky chan. She also needs help with her morning dumps.

bascome by LIFE.MONEY.BITCHES September 20, 2016

Bascomized 

Word can be used as both a positive and a negative.

1. Reducing costs in an effort to obtain frugalocity.
2. Thriftiness gone too far

We planned to have Coronas and t-bones, but Joe bascomized the menu and we got 'the Beast' and hotdogs.

Bascomized by noJoe June 2, 2008

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

bastometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007

jonathan bascomb 

A wonderful borther,

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart

jonathan bascomb by cakepops May 25, 2018

Bascom 

when you are a complete and utter asshole to someone or try and talk down to them

i'm so about to Bascom you

Bascom by the man the myth the ledgend October 28, 2011

Bascom 

def. A small town located at the corner of the Alabama/Georgia/Florida line.

The place where they do not ask them.

Bascom, where they don't ask um because they allready know.

Bascom by Nuggetfarm January 20, 2009

basoomers 

basoomers is another name for breasts or boobs. it is most commonly used in england

woah! check out her "basoomers"!

basoomers by NAME!! March 14, 2009