barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.

Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.

by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019

Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

Braiden

The other word for "LEGENDARY".

This kid called Braiden (or EoPBraiden) is a sexy ass mother fucker.

Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!

by Gouldy18 October 15, 2011

BraidenHoss.com

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*

Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Braiden

Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!

Person 1:Wow Braiden you are an awesome soccer player!

Braiden: why thank you, you are also awesome

by Luckygirl1010 May 12, 2018

baradene

Hell in school form.

parent: did you have a good day at school?
baradene student: no.

by jesikahhhhh February 9, 2008