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Bakerized 

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being
That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."
Bakerized by N1 November 7, 2005
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clive barkering 

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
clive barkering by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015

Bakerized 

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.
He really Bakerized that server rack.
Bakerized by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

Barkering 

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.
That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.
Barkering by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

Barkering 

Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.
He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.
Barkering by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.
I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.
bakerie by V17 January 7, 2009