Banjolele

Name: Banjolele Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!

That asshole stole my banjolele.

Banjolele by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Words you can keep

bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

bandoleer of carrots by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

Bandoleering

Taking a steamy shit in the trash can of a gas station and promptly departing.

Hey guys, lets go bandoleering at the 76 station, I have to pinch a loaf.

Bandoleering by James Choder May 18, 2010

bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.

I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...

bandoleer of grenades by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010

bandoleered

provided with a shoulder strap

the bag was bandoleered

bandoleered by Swedish Ginger Girl February 22, 2017

Banjonese

1. a fake accent used by an actor in movies, TV shows, and/or video games meant to represent someone from the American South yet is comically unconvincing due to it's over-reliance on stereotypical cadences associated with the region to the point that it sounds like the twanging sounds from the stringed instrument, the banjo.
2. an exaggerated fake Southern accent.

I still love Nic Cage in Con Air despite his Banjonese and bad hair.

Banjonese by Talsin February 16, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026