Banjolele 

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!

That asshole stole my banjolele.

Banjolele by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

bandoleer of carrots 

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

bandoleer of carrots by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

Bandoleering 

Taking a steamy shit in the trash can of a gas station and promptly departing.

Hey guys, lets go bandoleering at the 76 station, I have to pinch a loaf.

Bandoleering by James Choder May 18, 2010

bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.

I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...

bandoleer of grenades by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010

bandoleered 

provided with a shoulder strap

the bag was bandoleered

bandoleered by Swedish Ginger Girl February 22, 2017

Banjonese 

1. a fake accent used by an actor in movies, TV shows, and/or video games meant to represent someone from the American South yet is comically unconvincing due to it's over-reliance on stereotypical cadences associated with the region to the point that it sounds like the twanging sounds from the stringed instrument, the banjo.
2. an exaggerated fake Southern accent.

I still love Nic Cage in Con Air despite his Banjonese and bad hair.

Banjonese by Talsin February 16, 2019