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•Bajo
- A term used to describe mentally ill homosexual people. Generally addicted to hopping on broomsticks, or offering 5$ blowjobs.
"hey you want a 5$ blowjob?"
"Don't be such a bajo!"
Bajo by Bigtittyjiggler January 16, 2020
Related Words
An odd person. Particularly someone that barfs on the plane.
Bajo by ferreal January 16, 2008

Bajo jajo 

Expression used most commonly in Poland to annoy others. While it has no translation if repeated many times it can become irritating.
Bajo jajo, bajo jajo
Bajo jajo by EmMa2025 June 1, 2023

Bajo'nkcha 

Cannabis, Marijuana, Weed, Pot , Chronic, Sweet Mary Jane, Kind Bud, Dank, Ganja, Sticky Icky ,Grass,
" Yo man. Let me hit some of that Bajo'nkcha."

" Hey , You know where I could get some Banjo'nkcha. "

" This is some dank Banjo'nkcha."

" Lets pitch on some Banjo'nkcha for later."

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce 

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.