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•Bajo
- A term used to describe mentally ill homosexual people. Generally addicted to hopping on broomsticks, or offering 5$ blowjobs.
"hey you want a 5$ blowjob?"
"Don't be such a bajo!"
Bajo by Bigtittyjiggler January 16, 2020
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An odd person. Particularly someone that barfs on the plane.
That chick over there is a bajo
Bajo by ferreal January 16, 2008

Bajo jajo 

Expression used most commonly in Poland to annoy others. While it has no translation if repeated many times it can become irritating.
Bajo jajo, bajo jajo
Bajo jajo by EmMa2025 June 1, 2023

Bajo'nkcha 

Cannabis, Marijuana, Weed, Pot , Chronic, Sweet Mary Jane, Kind Bud, Dank, Ganja, Sticky Icky ,Grass,
" Yo man. Let me hit some of that Bajo'nkcha."

" Hey , You know where I could get some Banjo'nkcha. "

" This is some dank Banjo'nkcha."

" Lets pitch on some Banjo'nkcha for later."

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce 

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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