barfocals
The phenomenon whereupon people appear to become better looking the drunker you get. See also beer goggles.
barfocals by nostrilnick January 11, 2017
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Ballfocals
(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.
Ballfocals by WebWad February 6, 2009
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Akron Bifocals
The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.
Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
Akron Bifocals by What would LBJ do? November 24, 2010
Nigerian Bifocals
The sexual act of dipping one's testicals into fecal matter and/or feces, and thus proceeding to gently plop one's testicals upon the eyes of his partner. SEE: ARABIAN GOGGLES
I went to a craigslist optometrist, Dr Puup Jarvison, and all I got was Nigerian Bifocals and pink eye.
Nigerian Bifocals by Poop Jarvison November 15, 2014
Bilinear Bifocals
I was driving down the road and looking at the clouds and was like wow, bilinear bifocals.
It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.
It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.
Bilinear Bifocals by Bcook January 21, 2009
the bifocals
When a male ejaculates on a female's eye glasses. The male must fill each lense with his semen. After the lenses are filled with semen, the female must put the eye glasses on her face and go to the mall.
the bifocals by PB & Jelly January 5, 2011
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