A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
A tool for mastering the English language and writing like a civilized person. You may think you know all the rules of English, but you're probably just an idiot that needs to read "The 27 Barebones".
This is the feeling you get after leaving an uncomfortablerelationship or job and doing something that makes you happy. The old situation is like uncomfortable boots!