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Barbette 

A term for a professional female barber with unique and special tonsorial gifts. A female barber with swagger and the cutting skills to go with her expertise. This term was created by "The Barber Ambassador" an advocate for the barbering industry. Against the Grain Magazine created the first publication which featured all female barbers and named the issue Barbettes. www.againstthegrainmag.com
Once entering the barbershop, it was not difficult to spot the best Barbette cutting hair.
Barbette by The Barber Ambassador November 22, 2010

BARBEAST 

Barbeast is someone who is a tank. They are extremely talented at what they do. They always display great determination, dedication, and resilience in training and/or competition.
Bruh, this gym is full of barbeasts! I’m gonna start training here.
BARBEAST by Barbeast Athletics April 28, 2019

Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

barbers surprise 

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!
"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

italian barbershop 

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair
That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.
italian barbershop by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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